I know I’m about a month late on this but, summer is officially here. I love it because of the weather and the beach. It seems like the hotter it gets, the less clothes people wear. By the end of July, everyone is walking around damn near nekkid, especially the women. That’s why I’m writing the does and don’ts of a summertime wardrobe. I’m almost on the verge of squirting acid in my eyes, then plucking them out with a screw driver, based on just an afternoon at the mall. Some of you women are just wrong for wearing what you have on and looking the way that you look. I don’t think half these women own a mirror. I understand wanting to look cute, but please, wear something that fits, and get a second opinion!
First off, let me start with the obvious, the feet. Now it’s hot, and I know you want to show off those cute Channel sandals that you picked up in NY or your Payless flip flops that you got from the mall, but please get a pedicure first. Some of the feet that I’ve seen this past month looks like they can sand a piece of plywood. The heels are all cracked, polish all chipped, toenail missing, and no lotion. You wouldn’t walk out the house with no makeup, so why would you leave the house with your feet all “F”ed up? Don’t wear something so nice on your feet that it attracts attention, especially when it looks like you’ve been playing soccer with a brick. So remember ladies, if you’re going to spend money on the hottest fashion sandal this summer, make sure you spend some money on some polish, too. If you can’t afford a salon, then doing it yourself will also suffice. Oh, and another thing, Dr Scholls makes corn remover pads.
Summer wouldn’t be summer without tank tops and shorts. There’s nothing wrong with that as long as its age appropriate. I don’t know how many times I’ve seen someone’s grandma wearing a pair of platform sandals, baby phat tank top, and some daisy dukes that she probably stole from her granddaughter. Don’t get me wrong, some older women can wear stuff like that, but not all. And I stress the “Not All” part. Everyone by now knows what muffin top is and if you don’t, you’re the last one to know and probably a reoccurring victim of it. Muffin top is when your jeans are too tight, and if you’re somewhat out of shape, your stomach and love handles spill over the waist of your jeans like a muffin. This is a no no. Please don’t embarrass yourself with this look. The only rolls that need to be seen on you are the cuffs in your jeans.
Tanning. I’m going to say this, there is nothing wrong with a natural looking, healthy glow, but looking like an orange glow stick, will never be in fashion. Keep it natural ladies.
There are guys who are reading this and laughing, but you aren’t exempt either. Do you actually think that you are gonna pick up women at the beach wearing Teva sandals and socks? Is that sexy? Do you think it’s cool? If you want be laughed at in your face and ridiculed all day, be my guest. LOL. Another thing about the Teva sandals, whoever invented this all-terrain sandal is just wrong for doing so. This idea should have never come into fruition. Also, guys, if you are wearing shorts, put some lotion on your knees or at least wear shorts that are long enough to cover them. Your girl will think that you were kneeling is some flour if she saw you.
If you’re thinking about getting a muscle shirt, make sure that you purchase the muscles, as well, before you wear it. You walking around like you got guns, when you really got water pistols. Don’t embarrass yourself.
If you go shirtless, keep the taco meat on your chest to a minimum or none at all. No woman wants to feel like she’s rubbing tanning oil on a wool sweater.
Remember, if you follow these rules and heed my advice, then you should have a summer full and laughter with friends instead of at your wardrobe.
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
A funeral befitting for The King of Pop
I just want to make a short comment about the Michael Jackson Funeral yesterday. I thought that it was very touching, well put together, and fitting for someone like him. But of course after such a wonderful service, there are critics who claim that they were glad that it was over and how over the top they thought it was. Over the top!? What was so over the top about people sharing the memories and feelings about someone that they love? What was so over the top about people praising his accolades and how much of a giver and a humanitarian that he was? What was so over the top about his daughter, Paris Jackson, tearfully speaking about how great a father he was and how much she loved and missed him. Hello!? What else do you do at a funeral? Its not like they had a marching band with lions and tigers on stage. I don't recall seeing any giraffes walking up and down the aisles. There was no break dancing and pop locking going on. So what was so over the top? In my opnion, if you saw the funeral yesterday and have anything negative to say about it, then you are truly inhuman.
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
The Steve McNair situation happens all of the time
Ok, unless you have been living under a rock or in a cave for this past weekend, you now know about what happened to NFL All star, Steve McNair. Although, it being a tragedy with what happened to this man, it also goes to show that in life, you really don't know who you are dealing with or who a certain person really is. This man was adored by his fans and loved by his family, but on the flip side, he was deceitful and unfaithful. I'm not trying to spit on the man’s grave or sling mud on his legacy; I'm merely using him as an example as to what alot of men in this world do to their wives. Just because he was a celebrity, that doesn't make him a saint.
Now we really don't know all of the hardcore facts, but what we do know is that he obviously had a relationship with this female. With the pictures of the two of them on some sort of outing or vacation together, the Escalade that he purchased that was registered in his and her name, and being pulled over in the Escalade with her being the driver and getting cited for a DUI. He was allowed to go home in a taxi. She went to jail. He posted bail for her later that night. It’s been told to reporters by family and friends that McNair told Saleh Kazemi, his mistress, that he was getting a divorce from his wife, but yet there was no filing of any divorce on record. Not saying that McNair actually told her that, but this is the trick that married men use on women. Believe it or not there are women who actually make it a point to go after married men. Don’t know enough about Ms Kazemi, but according to her family, she would have never gone out with him knowing that he was still with his wife, thus being told that he and his wife’s divorce was finalizing soon, she felt it was ok. Not to mention that they were always out in public together, I can see why this would be believable. The police have ruled it a homicide on Steve McNair, but hesitate to say whether Saleh was the shooter. To me, everyone is a suspect, his wife, her ex boyfriend, and friends that knew about them. I wouldn’t put anything past anyone. They say that his wife had no idea that this was going on. I find that hard to believe. What woman doesn’t know her husband is cheating. My theory is that she knew he was, but was not sure with whom and just didn’t care to know. To me it’s the whole, if I don't see it, then it isn't happening clause. Or the, I wish he would stop cheating. I wish that things could go back to how they used to be. I wish he would stop lying, that lots of women chose to use as a means of not wanting to believe that their man is a jerk. It’s also called the Blind Eye Effect.
I don't really want to harp on the McNair/Kazemi affair. I'm just using that as an example as to what happens when married men get themselves caught up in a situation especially with these young girls. I can almost bet that he may have been trying to call it off after realizing that she may have started to become too clingy or that he was having second thoughts about what he was doing. Both of these things often happen when you enter into a relationship like this. One party becomes very needy and attached while the other is just doing it just to have a good time or temporary relief from a hectic situation at home. Men, you’ve got realize, when you are dogging these women, especially young girls, things can get very volatile. I personally think that young girls are the worst to dick over because they tend to get irrational and think after the fact. They never think about the consequences of their actions before they do things, i.e...slash tires, break windows, burn clothes, stab, or kill. Not to say that older women don't do the same, but I think that younger women work purely off of emotions while older women plot out there revenge more thoroughly. Unfortunately for McNair, he learned too late
Now we really don't know all of the hardcore facts, but what we do know is that he obviously had a relationship with this female. With the pictures of the two of them on some sort of outing or vacation together, the Escalade that he purchased that was registered in his and her name, and being pulled over in the Escalade with her being the driver and getting cited for a DUI. He was allowed to go home in a taxi. She went to jail. He posted bail for her later that night. It’s been told to reporters by family and friends that McNair told Saleh Kazemi, his mistress, that he was getting a divorce from his wife, but yet there was no filing of any divorce on record. Not saying that McNair actually told her that, but this is the trick that married men use on women. Believe it or not there are women who actually make it a point to go after married men. Don’t know enough about Ms Kazemi, but according to her family, she would have never gone out with him knowing that he was still with his wife, thus being told that he and his wife’s divorce was finalizing soon, she felt it was ok. Not to mention that they were always out in public together, I can see why this would be believable. The police have ruled it a homicide on Steve McNair, but hesitate to say whether Saleh was the shooter. To me, everyone is a suspect, his wife, her ex boyfriend, and friends that knew about them. I wouldn’t put anything past anyone. They say that his wife had no idea that this was going on. I find that hard to believe. What woman doesn’t know her husband is cheating. My theory is that she knew he was, but was not sure with whom and just didn’t care to know. To me it’s the whole, if I don't see it, then it isn't happening clause. Or the, I wish he would stop cheating. I wish that things could go back to how they used to be. I wish he would stop lying, that lots of women chose to use as a means of not wanting to believe that their man is a jerk. It’s also called the Blind Eye Effect.
I don't really want to harp on the McNair/Kazemi affair. I'm just using that as an example as to what happens when married men get themselves caught up in a situation especially with these young girls. I can almost bet that he may have been trying to call it off after realizing that she may have started to become too clingy or that he was having second thoughts about what he was doing. Both of these things often happen when you enter into a relationship like this. One party becomes very needy and attached while the other is just doing it just to have a good time or temporary relief from a hectic situation at home. Men, you’ve got realize, when you are dogging these women, especially young girls, things can get very volatile. I personally think that young girls are the worst to dick over because they tend to get irrational and think after the fact. They never think about the consequences of their actions before they do things, i.e...slash tires, break windows, burn clothes, stab, or kill. Not to say that older women don't do the same, but I think that younger women work purely off of emotions while older women plot out there revenge more thoroughly. Unfortunately for McNair, he learned too late
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