Baby mommas are more expensive than babies

I know half of the people who are reading this are saying WTF!? And I know the other halves are nodding their head in agreement. Don’t act like you don’t know what I’m talking about and don’t act like this statement isn't true. In this day and age where simply shooting a ball through a hoop or rapping lyrics over the hottest beats can garner you success and make you an instant millionaire. Only to realize that the groupie that you invited back to your dressing room after the concert or the female sports fan that you met during the off season at the local night spot, was scheming and plotting all along to somehow get back to your house or hotel room, sleep with you to eventually get pregnant for a pay day of her life. Don’t believe me, here is a list of just a few of the athletes with multiple baby mommas:

Ex NBA Baller Calvin Murphy - 14 illegitimate kids by 9 women.
Ex NFL Football player Travis Henry - 11 kids by 10 women. All of this by 28.
Ex-San Antonio Spur Willie Anderson - 9 illegitimate kids.
Boxer Evander Holyfield - 9 illegitimate kids.
Ex NBA Baller Jason Caffey - 8 kids by 7 women.
Ex NBA Baller Shawn Kemp - 7 illegitimate kids by 6 women last time. Supposedly up to 11 kids by 9 women now.
Ray Lewis - 6 kids by 4 women
Marshall Faulk - 6 kids by 3 women


Now just some of your favorite entertainers:


DMX – 3 that I can count, not including his wife.
Diddy – 6 kids and 3 baby mommas. Quincy, the oldest one, technically isn’t his, but he still claims him
Weezy F. Baby (Lil Wayne) – 4 kids by 4 baby mommas. 2 are actually due in the same month this year.
TI – 6 kids by 3 women.


You pretty much get the idea of what I’m trying to say. Even though, I’m sure that some of these guys might have had some type of a romantic relationship with these women, I totally doubt that they had a relationship with all of them.

Now let's get into why baby mommas are more expensive than babies. I'm going to use Diddy as an example. He's paying a total of $40,000 a month to two of his baby mommas. Now I understand what child support is for. Its not just diapers, food, and clothes. Its daycare, utilities, housing, and after school activities. I get that, but for $20,000 a month, what the hell is the child eating, wearing, or playing. I'm trying to support my child, not your life style. Unfortunately that's what a lot of women are doing when they come up with these extravagant amounts of support. Its different when you've been married to someone for awhile and you have children. But for a "one night stand" or a "jump off" to ask for $5000-$10,000 for child support is retarded. Don't get it twisted, I would want my child to wear nice clothes and go to the best schools, but if her nail technician school dropout, no job having mom, dropped her off at my house for the weekend driving a new Range Rover on twenties and rocking Gucci shoes with a Coach purse, I'm having a fit. That money is not for you to trick on yourself. What do you need a $50,000 truck for when a $18,000 car is just as good. I get that she wants to floss too, but get a job. The child doesn't care what kind of vehicle she's in, so why does it matter. Too many broads are out here looking for a "pay-master" and unfortunately, there are dumb guys out there who are allowing it. I don't know if this is true or not, but I heard of a case where there was a famous athlete who's one night stand kept the condom and artificially inseminated herself to get pregnant, now she's getting big checks. Even if it is true and she really did trick the guy into getting pregnant, the courts still recognize the guy as being the father and by law he is required to pay child support. That's a "F"ed up thing to do, but u hear of stories about condoms getting poked with holes and girls lying about being on birth control all the time. Its a terrible thing that you have women out there who are uncouth and have no morals that do things like this. Its so unfortunate, but true. You also have the women out there who are straight forward who will tell their baby daddy that Lil Ray-Ray needs pampers and formula and also to throw in money so that she can get her "hur" and nails did. For those who didn't understand what I just wrote, it means hair and nails done. Lol.

Another thing to think about is what are these big ballers going to do when the well runs dry? The cash flow won't last forever. And with some of these atheletes and entertainers, most of them don't have an education past highschool, if that. The majority of them don't have the business sense of a Michael Jordan or a Magic Johnson. Some don't know how to parlay their hip hop career into a brand like Jay-Z or 50 cent. Baby mommas don't care and neither do the courts. Jason Caffey, formally of the Chicago Bulls, is in that situation right now. The NBA checks have stopped rolling in years ago, but he's still being ordered to pay the same amout of child support as if he was still playing in the league. The last I heard he was filing for bankrupcy

I don't really think that I have to go into the facts about sleeping around without protection. That's self explanatory in itself especially with the big aids epidemic going on in just DC alone. But here is something to think about. You got this guy with multiple kids by multiple women, its obvious that he's not being safe, so why would you put yourself at risk? The same thing goes for the women. If she's letting you ride bareback without even knowing you, imagine how many other guys she's allowing to go deep without a jimmy hat.

So for the fellas, think twice before you dip your stick or at least strap it up. You might catch something...like a baby momma!